Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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