This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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