I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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