singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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