I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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