so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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