i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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