Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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