and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
