did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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