so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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