i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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