Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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