I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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