i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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