**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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