The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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