You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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