and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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