margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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