i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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