You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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