once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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