real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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