So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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