is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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