It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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