I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Randomize
