Got a toothbrush?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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