Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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