He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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