yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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