so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
