my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Randomize
