If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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