i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
