That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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