i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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