If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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