The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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