i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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