wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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