she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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