i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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