It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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