That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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