I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
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