Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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