I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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