Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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