can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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