He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
