Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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