remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Come on in and take your pants off
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