I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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