no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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